I always said this blog was a year-long experiment. April 1, 2010 marked the one year anniversary of my blog, so all the people who say I cannot finish anything can suck it. As a result of this small success, I have decided to take some time off from blogging to organize my life. A reorganization that [...]
Today’s blog post is divided into two completely unrelated parts, much like my brain hemispheres. The first part is my first meager attempt at writing poetry because I was inspired by some truly talented writers in Portsmouth this weekend. I have vowed to try and learn to write something other than the useless, verbal diarrhea I usually create. [...]
Breen’s Cafe has a grill right on the end of the bar. There were also no menus, no credit cards, no receipts. My kind of no bullshit establishment. Without a proper kitchen, the place got so smokey that this old guy actually lit up a cigar and nobody noticed. Chris, my BFF, was being lame and kept getting in the way [...]
I am a woman who has a lot of male friends. They seem to tolerate my foul mouth and tendency to fart on my friend’s heads when I am drunk just a little better than most women. As a result, I get to hear all about their latest love conquests and once in a while, [...]
My awesome friend Rich just sent me this picture. He said that this product reminded him of me….Funny I imagine that underpants I am supposed to wear over my mouth would be more appropo. Plus..they don’t even have Hello Kitty on them. Underpants are just not right without a little _____________ . Pink, cartoon picture of a cat, of course….
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This is the God forsaken truth…I thought it would be a hoot to go to the Fetish Fair in Providence on Valentine’s Day. I honestly don’t have any personal interest in all those leather studded shenanigans, apart from what a great story the experience would make. As much as some bizarre fetish would really round out my repertoire, [...]
I wasn’t worried when my mother sent both my boys a Valentine but didn’t send me even one yellowed, crumpled doilie. However, I did start to wonder when the dog received a Valentine from my mother, and I remained ignored. It’s not that a thirty-nine-ish woman should need a Valentine from her mother, but I just wondered if [...]
I haven’t posted in a few days. I was busy freaking out over a meeting with my boss who as many of you know hates me the same way that I hate finding a dark curly hair on my hotel pillow. My favorite comments from my job review include: “You come across as little Mary Sunshine,” and “The percent [...]
No, I’m not talking about some environmental zealot or self-serving politician. I’m talking about me. Let’s face it, I am a single mother who is barely holding onto her job. I don’t have time to read every environmental report issued by the IPCC, EPA, or the SOB. And I was pissed when I thought Obama’s State [...]
I truly wish that I could say this claim was figurative..but it’s me, which means, it is quite literal. My dog Phoebe was asleep in my bed last night, and around 2:00 a.m., she had to go out to pee. I begrudgingly took her outside in the arse freezing cold and tried to hook her to [...]
