That Synthetic Sexbot Stole My Boyfriend!!!!
So some guy has finally created the perfect rubber woman, and I’m not talking about a plastic surgeon…Some poor, lonely engineer has invented a robotic sex doll and put it on glorious blank staring exhibition at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas.
Ah yes, Vegas. If you can’t get laid in this town, you are basically going to die a virgin.
Roxxxy is 5 foot 7, 120lbs, and has a c cup. She is advertised as a horny party doll with a doctorate.
Yeah..um…right. I can just imagine the guy who was hired to write her pre-recorded responses. He might have been smart, but I can guarantee social grace and sparkeling conversation wasn’t that dude’s forte.
And what is with the tiny height to weight proportions?? Even girlbots have better bodies than me, and I bet she can eat whatever she wants…Bitch!! And on that note..why does she have such a small mouth and big bunny teeth?? Seems like a serious design flaw….
Chatty Cathy’s multi-sensors indicate when someone touches her ‘flesh-like’ synthetic skin. In truth, this may be her most realistic feature as I figure her skin is about the same consistency as mine if I don’t stop it with the Botox.
And if that isn’t creepy enough..she has a programmable personality.
Roxxxy comes with five personalities. Wild Wendy is outgoing and adventurous, while Frigid Farrah is reserved and shy. There is a young naive personality along with a Mature Martha that Hines described as having a “matriarchal kind of caring.” S & M Susan is geared for more adventurous types.
Hold on..back up…There is an “under eighteen” personality??? What are we doing? Training future pedophiles like the army uses simulators to train soldiers???
And why would someone pay $7,000 to $10,000 for a frigid sex doll? Isn’t real life rejection enough for these people???? Because anyone out there is welcome to pay me that kind of cash to NOT have sex with them.
And if you still can’t believe this is a serious thing, read what the creator Douglas Hines claims is the inspiration for the sex bot.
“Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks, when planes crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City, the Pentagon and an empty field in Pennsylvania.”
“I had a friend who passed away in 9/11,” Hines said. “I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion.
So let me understand….you memorialize the victims of 9/11 and your dead male friend by creating a female submissive sex robot?? I can’t even begin to picture what is going on in this dude’s head, and frankly I’m frightened to go there.
Roxxxy can’t cook or clean or even move independently, but she can discuss all her owner’s interests and lie there while he/she bonks her. I wonder if she tastes like chicken??
The only difference between traditional sex dolls is that during the deed, she will emit some deep moans, grunts, and encouragement in this weird Stephen Hawkins voice…..Oh Baby!!!
Still, I suppose there are guys out there who really, really need some sexual release and such a robot may stop them from shooting up the nearest post office or health club.
And a can of Lysol is cheaper than a box of condoms.
I just hope Ken doesn’t get wind of this…Barbie is going to be SO PISSED!!!!
Inspired by 9/11…OH MY GOD!!!!
This is just a bit too creepy! And the thing isn’t even that cute. WTF!!
But what’s creepier, is that they’ll sell!
You can never beat the real thing.
I’ve been trapped in the basement of the science building. I just escaped and I’m on my way to get one these lovely “Girl Friends”. Oh, what great fun we’ll have!
Oh if only I could get a fat one then see if hubby notices…
Hmm. Really interesting. Does it just lie on its/her back like that? Wow. Talk about ultra-submissive.
I can imagine some weirdo buying a couple of these to have the orgy he missed out on or never got the chance to have back in his heyday.
The things we do for lo…I mean lust…
Lol.
Wow, the death stare look must really turn this guy on. Does it blink? I think there must be a design flaw with the mouth part. Big bunny teeth would hurt if the owner decides to go for a little oral prior to banging the latex hole and/or holes down south.
And don’t even get me started with the programmable personalities, I’ve got the basic 5 and named them all. Everyone has 5, right? RIGHT????
No go, Roxxxy! I’m holding out for one of the Stepford wives-preferably one that has an apartment of her own. I’m a guy who likes his privacy.
But can she cook, clean and most importantly do laundry. I THINK NOT
If she could cook and clean..I would get one!!!!
And if, she would cook for my picky kids, make school lumches, fold laundry, and clean up after the moody dog, I would not only buy one, but I would marry her in a service in Las Vegas performed by Elvis.
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This is just gross, and as has been said: she’s not even attractive!
I would think the “young and naive” personality would still be over 18, but it’s still seriously creepy.
It never ceases to amaze me what some people come up with. And what some people will buy!
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I want the woman with the guitar!!!
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