It’s a Mad Mad Hot Mess World!!!!
On its best day, the logic and merit of ice dancing is questionable. So why? Oh why? Would a couple select this offensive mess as its attire??? Maybe they couldn’t find an Al Jolson costume…
And speaking of hot messes..Tara Reid has snagged herself a millionaire. This woman has fifteen pages designated to Google Images of her drunk and another thirty to her plastic surgery disasters, and she gets engaged to a German millionaire who is not half bad looking. WTF??? This proves once again..that it really is all about the boobs. Seriously, someone better put some nice protective eye wear on the registry list.
And finally, I would like to introduce our new Massachusetts State Senator……Yeah, I just can’t get enough of his politics or his happy trail. (She says through gritted teeth.) A lawyer and a former fashion model wouldn’t possibly be dishonest or superficial. I just wish that next time, he would announce to America that I’m still available….
I’m so depressed. This weekend, I will have to get drunk, take off my clothes, and ice dance on the frozen pond in Boston Commons. Or maybe I will just go buy a Cosmo….
Can I have the directions to the frozen pond? ha ha.
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Great fun reading, glad I found you. Let me know when you are heading to the Boston Commons, this I have to see
Why is Tiger apologizing to the public for a personal matter? He should deal with this privately and stop trying to smooth this over to maintain his sponsorship contracts. It’s clear that the only reason he is apologizing is to repair his marketability. No one cares about his public persona except the marketers that pimp him out. He would be better to forgo 10-20% of his yearly income (i.e. lost sponsorships), then be even more selfish and money-grubbing than he is to use a public forum to repair his marketing image. What does his wife think? Why would she care or want this public airing of this personal matter?
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